pussysista:

Me about to bury my husband before going to the bank

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healthfitnessfoodhumour:

Dumbbell exercises to master by Greatist

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"The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous, and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening."
— Helen Mirren, quoted in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” (via psych-facts)

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wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

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Anonymous asked:
what is "good pussy" serious question here

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone